This postcard arrived in my mail today. It was addressed to me. Well, me “or current occupant,” but they clearly got my name somewhere.
In case you can’t read it, it says, “Happy Birthday to a very special girl! Just for you! Save 25% on your entire purchase, valid during your birthday month.” At the Limited Too. There’s more than one thing wrong with that, trust me.
Maybe they somehow know I read this story at Slate about back-to-school shopping. It’s a good thing I’m moving soon. Maybe I’ll be able to get away from those stalkers at the Limited Too.