I was driving home tonight. It was late-ish, and there wasn’t much activity here in downtown Crackton. As I pulled up to the intersection between my place and my parking spot, I realized there was a car sitting smack dab in the middle of the intersection. And it was empty. Odd, but whatever. But then I turned the corner and noticed a car sitting in the road in the same direction. I guess it was supposed to be in the parking lane, but the road’s kind of narrow, so it was mostly in the driving lane. So here were two cars, not twenty feet apart, apparently abandoned in the middle of traffic. Naturally, I assumed that the Rapture had just occurred. Now that the squares were out of the way, we could have some fun, right? But then I realized that it was pretty implausible that two devout people would be that close together in this part of town, so the Rapture scenario wasn’t very likely. Oh well, still waiting….