It’s time once again for an edition of the BTQ Answer Man, in which I try to help out the lost souls whose wayward googling led them to this site.
wedding toast for lawyers
If “Let’s drink to pre-nups!” or “Try not to do everything in six-minute increments!” are too cynical, feel free to use my Civil Procedure Love Poem.
how often do you need to cut your fingernails in space?
It doesn’t matter, because I think you still can’t take nail clippers on international flights.
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lots of questions to ask your boyfriend for free
Skip ahead to the last one: “Why are you running away? I just wanted to ask you lots of questions!”
how can i get my neighbors to put up blinds?
Demonstrate their utility by opening yours all the time. Either that or place a telescope very prominently in a window facing theirs.
cheerleading skirts debate
Look, the only legitimate positions to take in this debate are (a) short, and (b) very short. Either one is acceptable.
where can i look at pictures of people getting haircuts?
Just go watch the beginning of Full Metal Jacket and don’t ask me again. Weirdo.
how to ask him out
Ladies, you make this too hard. Just ask. There are no tricks here. If you really can’t think of anything to say, try these questions, depending on the response you want.
how long is sweet tea good for?
I addressed this question here, in my comprehensive sweet tea post. The short answer is several days, in theory, but I never let the pitcher last that long.
angola state prison layout image
What do you think this is, “Prison Break“? I’ve seen enough lawsuits from prisoners to know I don’t want to join them. Good luck bustin’ out, though.
what’s a freaky question to ask your girlfriend?
“You’re not allergic to monkeys, are you?”
funny things not to say at a party
“I had the wittiest anecdote on my blog the other day….”