Sorry we’ve missed a couple. In contrition, here’s two from the episode where Hank’s mom brings her Jewish boyfriend to Christmas at the Hills.
Dale: “So he’s Jewish.”
Hank: “Yeah, Dale, he’s Jewish.”
Dale: “There’s nothing wrong with that in and of itself.”
Bill: “Is he funny?”
Hank: “He doesn’t seem too funny.”
Bill: “Seinfeld’s funny.”
Hank: “Seinfeld’s funnier than Garry.”
Dale: “I’ll bet Garry — Kasner, is it? — I’ll bet he’s funnier than Cotton.”
Boomhauer: “Cotton ain’t no funny at all, man… Dang ol’ POW camp… bamboo shoots… talkin’ ’bout puttin’ ‘em under his dang fingernails… freak me out about that.”
Hank: “I thought my mom had learned her lesson when she had the good sense to dump my dad. But now she’s found another guy to treat her like a bellboy.”
Bill: “Whoopi Goldberg’s funny.”
Bill: “Garry doesn’t eat steak ’cause the cow is sacred to his people.”
Dale: “Nope, you’re thinking of the Hindus. The pig is sacred to the Jews.”
Bill: “I wouldn’t, myself, never join a religion that restricted my diet. I wouldn’t want to get into heaven that way.”
No comment on whether I use a lot of Bill punchlines in this series because I identify with him to a degree, as has been alleged by some. Regardless, have a happy cold weather season, no matter what animals you don’t eat.